Daily Joke

April 24, 2008

A blonde is at a ventriloquist show, and the comedian tells a blonde joke. Offended, after the show she approaches the comedian and says I am offended. As the comedian appologizes she says, "Stop defending him, I am talking the the bastard on your lap!"

April 25, 2008

Yo mama is so ugly that one time she walked into a haunted house. She walked out with an application.

April 26, 2008

Okay, so a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

April 27, 2008

Ok, well I love Club sandwiches. "But you're not even in a club" Ok, lets form a club. "Yeah, but I like my sandwiches with two pieces of bread!" Ok, well, we'll cut the sandwich into 3 pieces, and form a circle. Inside the circle we will fill it with chips. "Or possibly potato salad." We'll decide later. "How do you feel about those friendly-toothpicks?" I like them. I like to thow them into the woods and scream YOUR HOME!

April 28, 2008

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the woods bigfoot takes pictures of her.

April 29,2008

Where do you find a cat with no legs?

Where you left it. 

April 30, 2008

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